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How fake...

Sat Oct 24, 2009, 3:27 AM
  • Mood: Excited
  • Listening to: Things that sound like stuff
  • Eating: I like mushrooms for breakfast
Stolens from ze wonderful :iconalxias:

Hair:

[ ] Extensions
[x] Dyed at least once ('Tis a killer blacky blue )
[ ] Dyed it more then 5 times
[ ] Use hairspray, hair gel etc.
[x] Change hairstyle regularly (I just shake it, and it turns out different each time. o.o )
[ ] Have layers, hair feathered etc.
[x] Straighten your hair (I try anyway... )
[ ] Curl your hair
[x] Blow dry your hair (Indeed, squire )
[ ] Lots of clips, hair bands etc.

So far = 4


Face:

[ ] Foundation DARKER than your natural skin tone
[ ] Foundation which matches your skin tone
[ ] Mascara
[x] Eyeliner (Believe it >.> )
[ ] Blusher
[ ] Bronzer
[ ] Lip gloss, lip stick etc
[ ] Fake eyelashes
[ ] Eyelash curlers
[ ] About a million makeup bags and brushes

So far = 5


Body

[ ] A piercing
[ ] More then one piercing (Used to, but I pulled 'em all out yonks ago )
[ ] Fake tan
[ ] Have/had fake nails
[ ] Eyebrows waxed/threaded
[ ] Have used a sun bed
[ ] Have had a pedicure
[ ] Have had a manicure
[x] Legs waxed/shaved (Eeeerrr... >.> And I'm a dood )
[ ] Tattoos (I draw on maiself >w> )

So far = 6

Others

[ ] Worn/wear coloured contacts
[ ] Worn/wear contact lenses
[ ] Own fake designer stuff
[ ] Follow the latest trends
[ ] Look orange regularly (Why orange? o.o I'm usually pink or red )
[ ] Pretend your fake stuff is real
[ ] Wear a lot of perfume
[ ] Wear flesh coloured tights so your legs look darker
[ ] Wear a more then 5 pieces of jewellery at a time
[ ] Most of your clothes have fake diamantes on them

So far = 6

Have you

[ ] Considered a boob job (>.> why? I'm a dood )
[ ] Considered/had lipo suction
[ ] Wanted your lips to be fuller
[ ] Considered/had botox
[x] Gone on a diet (It lasted for 3 whole days... >.> I'm an idiot. But I'm not fat )
[x] Gone to the gym (I has ridiculously strong legs. o.o Shame about the rest of meh. )
[x] Had your teeth bleached /whitened professionally (I like white. >w> )
[ ] Bleached/whitened your teeth at home
[x] Had work done on your teeth so they are perfect (I had a root canal done. >.> )
[ ] Had any plastic surgery

Total= 10 (Wow, I has horrible mouth jobs )


Now multiply your answer by 2

Duurrr.... I can't count.

*Used a calculator*

I'mma 20% fake bish. o.o Hurrah!?

\o.ó/

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    :iconanimelover10:
    Have you been ok Lex?
    :iconlexplosion:
    On/off I am. Supposed to be still job hunting. Not looking so great. I'd take anything now. A store, heck... even in Mcdonalds... Can't stand it really, but I would.

    On the less depressing side. I've been building a snuggle den for weekends. It's quite nice really

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    Fun and motivation now comes in short brown and fuzzy packages
    :iconanimelover10:
    A job seems more important at the moment. Just keep looking!

    A snuggle den? Um...:giggle:...what's a snuggle den Lex?
    :iconanimelover10:
    Hey you! Yous is online! ^.^
    :icon14548:
    *pokes with a stick* =o.o= ellooooos~?

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    I'm Thai and I'm a furry...
    And I'm darn proud of it... =^.^=
    :icon14548:
    well... guess you don't have to reply it.....

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    I'm Thai and I'm a furry...
    And I'm darn proud of it... =^.^=
    :icon14548:
    Eeey joo! *pounces* howsa going? =^w^=

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    I'm Thai and I'm a furry...
    And I'm darn proud of it... =^.^=
    :iconmoogly:
    Heeeey joooo...

    How's it hangin' in the Burgh of the Winch?

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    SRSLY, GTFOAMMAJS N00B :pooptoast::chainsaw:
    Gamertag; CyborgIncognito
    :iconlexplosion:
    It be a bit :iconfacepalmplz:

    Yepperoo. Oh oh.

    Whut about your end of the 'Ferry? Owó

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    Fun and motivation now comes in short brown and fuzzy packages
    :iconanimelover10:
    Hey you...how you doin?

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